Mordor (aka Facebook) Is Coming To Crypto

Mordor (aka Facebook) Is Coming To Crypto

Wazzup, crypto enthusiasts? Are you ready to risk the very essence of the crypto – privacy and independence? You’d better be because Facebook is coming to your idyllic little world. And where there is Facebook, there is Mordor, inevitably.

This Zuckerberg guy is really something. He knows how to spoil everyone’s party. He continues to serve sh*t and doesn’t give a damn about claims/protests/investigations/whatever. Now he’s into crypto, and all peeps are panicking. Well, they have all the reasons to be.

You know, it’s like when a group of school kids came up with an idea of how to save the world, and they want this idea to stay pure and free from adverse influence (older school kids, teachers, etc.) And everything goes so well that one of those villains started to be seriously interested. The idea is ruined in the end. That’s what about to happen to the crypto world when Facebook claims its, well, everything.

So, Facebook is developing its own cryptocurrency, Facebook Coin. Nothing is confirmed, but everyone is talking about it as a fact. This new crypto will be used for global payments (now banks are sh*tting their pants too); it’ll be a stablecoin. Facebook will deffo earn LOTS of money – this crypto thing is poised to become a very significant revenue stream. All good for Zuckerberg. But this idea that crypto is somewhat revolutionary and anarchy will lose its relevance and appeal. When big guys are serious about business, they establish their own rules and kick out those who don’t agree.